Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Avril Lavigne Plagued by Mysterious Illness

Hey everybody, I just want you to know about why Avril Lavigne was plauged by mysterious illness. So let's take a look. 


Avril Lavigne requests that you keep Avril Lavigne in your prayers. Is she dying? It's unclear. After releasing a racist horror of a video in April, the Skater Grl's been quiet, and now she's telling fans it's because she's having "some health issues."

Despite asking for prayers, she declined to specify what health problem(s) have befallen her. Her rep refused to comment to Billboard about Avril Lavigne's "illness or its severity."

According to Billboard, Avril Lavigne was suffering from undisclosed health issue.

Avril Lavigne is suffering from an undisclosed health issue, and reportedly asked a fan to “keep me in your prayers” during an exchange over the weekend. The 30-year-old pop star did not specify the illness from which she is suffering, and has yet to release a statement.

On Sunday (Dec. 7), Avril Lavigne responded to a tweet from a fan account that reads “#GetWellSoonAvril #PrayForAvril” with a simple “thank you”:

The same Twitter fan account, @AvrilMusicChart, posted a screenshot of what is reportedly a DM exchange with her that occurred over the weekend: when asked whether or not she is working on new music, Avril Lavigne responded, “I feel bad because I haven’t been able to say anything to the fans to let them no [sic] why I’ve been absent. I’m torn as I’m quite private…. I’m not feeling well. I’m having some health issues. So please keep me in your prayers."

A rep for Avril Lavigne could not disclose the illness or its severity upon request.

Last year, Avril Lavigne released her self-titled fifth studio album, featuring the singles “Here’s To Never Growing Up” and “Rock N Roll.” She married Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger in July 2013, and he recently brushed off rumors that their marriage was on shaky ground.

Then at 4:30pm, the yesterday's Billboard article was updated and stated that following up with Billboard, a rep for Avril Lavigne has confirmed that the DM exchange posted by @AvrilMusicChart was authentic. The health issue could not be specified but it was confirmed that Avril Lavigne is not pregnant, as some have speculated.


Wow, sounds like a very serious illness issue. Anyway, with Avril Lavigne working on her sixth album for mid 2015 (June/July), she will not make anymore bratty songs and she will no longer make pop music after general public like MTV and radio had screwed over Avril Lavigne after 2002 like 2004 and Girlfriend causing Sony Music said, "Screw Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne is awful. Other artists like Britney Spears and Beyonce is better." That's why Arista is so much better than RCA. Too bad RCA ruined 2004's Under My Skin from Arista and RCA screwed over Under My Skin throughout 2004 by putting in wrong singles like My Happy Ending. 7 years later, Arista was shut down and RCA have completely ruined Goodbye Lullaby bu putting in delays and bratty songs like What The Hell which almost killed Avril Lavigne's comeback. Thus, RCA has to drop her and moved on to other artists like Britney Spears and Pink. 2004-2011 RCA killed Avril Lavigne's outputs after 2002 like Under My Skin. This is why I prefer Arista over RCA because Arista did an amazing job promoting Let Go throughout 2002 unlike RCA which killed her 2004-2011 albums like Under My Skin (which Arista produced back in 2003).

Then when she moved to Epic Records, she reunite with LA Ried and worked on Here's To Never Growing Up, Rock N Roll and Let Me Go with Chad Kroeger. But after she finished working on her fifth album by 2012, Epic Records did not have enough money to support Avril Lavigne like bratty songs and LA Ried has to hire a cheaply made collabo, Martin Johnson. Thus, Martin Johnson destroy her Epic Records output and ruined Here's To Never Growing Up and Rock N Roll by early 2013 and her fifth album was a mess. Yep, we can all blame Epic Records for ruining her first Epic Records album by putting in Martin Johnson and ruined her 2013 comeback causing her fifth album delayed to November and Epic Records screwed Avril Lavigne. So Epic Records will have to stick with Say Something and All About That Bass. Curse you, Epic Records.

So, for the sixth album, no Epic Records, no bratty songs, bring back number 1 singles and it has to be a rock album. Because she has to stay on Vevo, let's have Epic Records drop her and have her move to Universal Music Group where we brought us even far more successful female artists like Rihanna and have her joined Universal Music Group. That would be awesome if Universal Music Group add Avril Lavigne into its roster. But it has to be different experiments of Avril Lavigne singles for the sixth album. No bratty songs. That's why I prefer Universal is much better than Sony because Universal can follow Arista's footsteps since 2006. It would be cool if Avril Lavigne's sixth album will only have rock music and not including bratty songs. This will make Avril Lavigne a fan favorite artist since 2002.

In addition, Avril Lavigne is more into long running career than breaking records. So she is perfect for a long running career. So let's have Avril Lavigne's first rock music off of her upcoming sixth album in 2015 gets to go with a praying Avril Lavigne route and have her music rely on either Evanesence or Demi Lovato. Heck, she can even go for a Katy Perry route or a Carrie Underwood route too. Duh. What was I'm saying? I'm so exciting for Avril lavigne's real comeback in 2015 and hopefully, she might even gonna bring back her number 1 singles and she will be playing her newly shifted rock music on rock radio stations. Heck, she can also do a rock crossover single for pop so that way, she will no longer make anymore pop music or bratty singles. Sounds like a good evolution.

Oh yeah, one more thing, Avril Lavigne needs to collaborate with other artists for her sixth album's collabo single like Ariana Grande. So I was thinking about Iggy Azalea. Why? Because Iggy Azalea can collaborate with alot of artists like Charli XCX for her number 1 2014 single, Fancy. So I was expecting to see Iggy Azalea pulling off a Linkin Park route allowing Iggy Azalea to do her Linkin Park-esque raping while Avril Lavigne gets to do her serious singing in her serious rock anthem single. So Iggy Azalea for Avril Lavigne singles please.

So what do you think? Do you want to pray for Avril Lavigne? Do you want Avril Lavigne to move away from bratty singles and try something new each time? Is Avril Lavigne even gonna bring back US number 1 singles for 2015 instead of unsuccessful bratty songs? Do you think Avril Lavigne might ever make her first rock album as her sixth album from 2015? Do you want Iggy Azalea to be featured in a future Avril Lavigne single like her upcoming sixth album's single? Sound off below!

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