Hello everybody, today, we're gonna talk about why I hate Justin Bieber. But before we're gonna do that, let's talk about why 1995 ruined America by putting in messy 1995 junk like Pocahontas instead of something good in 1995 like Wonderwall.
As you may know that music is having trouble going strong since 1995 since America doesn't care about music from 1995 onwards and music thinks 1994 is the peak of music's greatness. It would've been great if we can listen to music from 1995-2014 like This Is How We Do It, No Diggity, MMM Bop, Believe, Californication, The Middle, A Moment Like This, Stacy's Mom, Leave (Get Out), Don't Cha, Umbrella, Love Story, Firework, Love You Like A Love Song, Blown Away, Heart Attack and Boom Clap. But no, America is screwing up 1995-2014 music like Pon De Replay and Black Widow and never stops. Why America hates great music from the late 90s/early 2000s and today's music like Lady Gaga? Let me guess, money. That's why.
So we saw a decline in the late 90s and early 2000s from 1996 to 2003, but we got an upswing that started with great music from 1996 in the late 90s and early 2000s but sadly ended with great music from 2003. 2003’s impressive music from 2003 like Hey Ya, unfortunately, was dwarfed by music from 2004 onwards as 2004 arrives. That became the start of music's declining that started in 2004 which resulted damaging great music from 2004 like Pieces Of Me by switching over to big names like Britney Spears and today's fads like One Direction. With late 90s and early 2000s music disappeared in 2004 as 2004 is considered mid 2000s, the novelty of why America is going downhill and people bash America was still strong at the time since 1995, and everything else worked in America's declining's favor.
So music’s plan was to move away from the dominating 90s and early 2000s formula by 2003 as 2003 ended the early 2000s. The next line-up of music will be music that will evolve and try something new each time from 2004 all the way to today. And thus, we have music from 2004-today like Taylor Swift and Iggy Azalea. In, 2004, Usher released Yeah and become the most successful song of 2004 thanks to Ludacris. Also in 2004, Kelly Clarkson is huge thanks to her amazing 2004 song, Breakaway along with her sophomore album with the same name and its smash hit lead single, Since U Been Gone. In 2005, Carrie Underwood, Rihanna and Chris Brown has joined the music lineup by putting in Jesus Take The Wheel, Pon De Replay and Run It respectively. In 2006, Taylor Swift came in with her first mainstream song which is actually country called Tim McGraw. This is where Taylor Swift gets to become a major crossover hit artist thanks to her 2 worldwide crossover hits from her second album, Fearless, Love Story and You Belong With Me. In 2012, Taylor Swift release her number 1 smash hit single We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together off of her 4th album Red, which sold more the 1.2 million copies in the US during its first week. Let's not forget Tim McGraw's Highway Don't Care last year since I loved that song and Taylor Swift was featured too. This year, Taylor Swift will be releasing her debut pop album 1989 along with her number 1 smash hit single Shake It Off. In 2007, Rihanna finally made her music popped thanks to her hilarious smash hit song, Umbrella along with Avril Lavigne's 2007 number 1 hit single, Girlfriend. Plus, we have Colbie Caillat and later, the return of Spice Girls later in 2007. By the late 2000s, we have Katy Perry and her number 1 hit singles like I Kissed A Girl, Firework and Roar and there's also Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. Both artists are from Disney Channel and both artists were huge in 2013 thanks to Come And Get it and Heart Attack respectively as well as Slow Down and Neon Lights respectively. In 2009, right after TRL ended by the end of 2008, we have Vevo along with a new era which begins that year. In 2013, Ariana Grande and Iggy Azalea has joined the music squad along with the rise of steaming music like Spotify and in 2014, Iggy Azalea and Ariana Grande has shined throughout the whole year as well as even more exciting cool discoveries throughout 2014 like Meghan Trainor's All About That Bass. This will make the 2009-2014 period the most exciting music era yet...
Unfortunately, the plan didn’t quite work out. By 2004, America had put many labels' executives in charge of music industry. Many of them were biased against music and saw it as a marketing machine, rather than a great medium where we get to listen to great music with state of the art quality and innovation as well as great artists like Rihanna and Ariana Grande. As a result, the music environment there became worse and worse, and the music (including great music after 2003 like Umbrella) took a hit…
In 2004, we saw nothing but post early 2000s songs like Lean Back which resulted in destroying great 2004 songs like My Happy Ending and later in the mid 2000s, innovation's evolution was pretty much going with the floed by America and mainstream repeats along with in favor of repeat hits like twerking music videos and Justin Bieber. Not only that, they put the wrong music in the wrong marketing like putting Carrie Underwood songs like Mama's Song on country music department and not released mainstream and Taylor Swift putting her pop songs like I Knew You Were Trouble on her country music career damaging her country music career causing country music to forget her country songs like Begin Again causing Taylor Swift songs only appeal pop music and America (except for fans) forgets her country music like Red and only wants her pop songs like Everything Has Changed. Let's not forget today's bad artists like Justin Bieber (which I'll discuss later) as well to today's annoying songs like Wrecking Ball. America is ruining great music since 2004 and never stops. Why can't music pay attention to music in general like Avril Lavigne and Vevo? Stupid America music for ruining music.
The 2004-2014 era has now become the "music is going downhill causing people hates today's music" era post-early 2000s.
The late 90s and early 2000s music’s tenure was ambitious, but ruined by executive interference, 1995 or later music America, bad 90s music like Spice Girls and the aggressive “I hate today's music” of America's music as a whole. Music was no longer that maker of fine family entertainment and innovation for everyone; it was now a “music started going downhill in 1995” empire.
The latter half of 2004-2014 period’s tenure thankfully is hands-off when it comes to the labels and nothing is I hate today's music and I miss old music-ified. Music artists after 2004 like Taylor Swift and Katy Perry along with songs after 2004 like Love Story and Come & Get It as well as other surprises like Vevo get to do their own thing, they get to make their own decisions for the most part. However, the era is unambitious in many other areas thanks to repeat America populars that ruined good music after early 2000s by putting in today's artists like One Direction and today's awful songs like Miley Cyrus's We Can't Stop and Nicki Minaj's Anaconda.
Why can't music is going strong anymore? I'm sick of today's awful artists like Miley Cyrus and today's awful music like Blurred Lines. I want my good new music like Kelly Clarkson's Catch My Breath. Stupid today's bad music like Gangnam Style. OK, now let's talk about why I hate Justin Bieber.
OK, now let's talk about why I hate Justin Bieber. First of all, he can't sing. Second, he sings like a girl in his 2009-2010 music like Baby. But then his voice changes and sings like a male rnb singer on his 2012 songs like Beauty And A Beat. Not only that, he is not talented and he doesn't win a Grammy. Good, I like it that way. No Grammys for you, Justin Bieber. Let's continue. He doesn't like people who listens to Metal and Metallica. He doesn't like Metallica. Are you serious?
Then it got ugly, he has way too much fans as well as his annoying songs like As Long As You Love Me. Worse, his fans saying "he's so hot". What? Is is really necessary to say Justin Bieber is hot to Justin Bieber? How about no. There's no such thing as Justin Bieber is hot. First of all, stop saying he's hot/she's hot to artists like Justin Timberlake. You know people saying "this artist is hot" to an artist like Ne-Yo is not okay. Second of all, why is it necessary to say he's hot to men like Usher. How about no. There's no such thing as men are hot. In fact, you should never say hot to an artist like Avril Lavigne. It's not OK to say hot to an artist like One Direction. So end of story.
It's tough keeping up with Justin Bieber. He's just so...dumb, to the point where he makes The Lazyness, of Crazy Ira and The Idiot fame, seem like Casey Kasem by comparison. I've never been within a mile of the Beebs (the court took care of that problem), but I imagine being around him is like wandering into an Axe Body Spray walk-in humidor. How Selena Gomez, who seems like a normal-ish person, lasted as long as she did, I'll never know.
After yesterday's incident, which I'll get to later, I thought it wise to cull together some of the Swaggy Bro's most nightmareish moments from throughout his still relatively-young career. What does the future hold in store? Will he rob a Hollister store, shirtless, while listening to DMB? The answer: yes. Justin Bieber: history's biggest nightmare is the enture music industry.
Thus, Justin Bieber may be the most stupidist music artist In world history. Here are 10 reasons why Justin Bieber is so annoying.
10 Reasons Why Justin Bieber Is Garbage"
#1. This note, from the Anne Frank House’s Facebook page:
Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House, together with his friends and guards. Fans were waiting outside to see a glimpse of him. He stayed more than an hour in the museum. In our guestbook he wrote: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” (Via)
Seriously? Anne Frank loves Justin Bieber? How about no, let's move on.
#2. Still trying to make sense of the time JB killed Bowser, stole his shell, and painted it yellow.
#3. He began the year a Los Angeles Lakers fan ("from the womb"), he'll end it a Miami Heat bro.
#4. Along the athletics line: OF COURSE he hangs out with boxing's Miami Heat, Floyd Mayweather, Jr. Boo!
#5. Justin Bieber's car is faster than a cheetah; the poor cat's blood is sprayed all over his Audi.
#6. That time he bought a monkey in Germany, nearly caused Outbreak, then left it behind.
#7. When he tweets "worst birthday," what does that mean?
"Worst birthday," he tweeted to his more than 35 million followers. The tone of the message was in stark contrast with his excitement from earlier in the day, when he wrote, "Gonna be fun tonight. 19!"
So what went wrong? A source at London's Cirque du Soir, where the "Nothing Like Us" crooner was celebrating with friends including Will Smith's son Jaden Smith and British singer Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke, tells Us Weekly that there was a confrontation between Bieber's team and security at the venue. The alleged source of the scuffle was Smith, who at 14 isn't old enough for the club scene.
One night earlier, he and his pals partied past dawn at the members-only after-hours club BLC (British Luxury Club) in London. From there, they headed to Edgware Road for some snacks before finally calling it a night at 6 a.m. Later, before going to Cirque du Soir, Bieber went on a shopping spree at Selfridges, where he picked up some Christian Louboutin sneakers, Hermes accessories, and a ton of Balmain and Givenchy swag. (Via)
Of course, his birthday is awful last year. What's next? Losing his career? Lol.
#8. Never Forget: where you were when you saw Beebs saying "(insert bad word here) Bill Clinton" after pissing into a mop bucket.
#9. The entirety of Big Daddy Drew's GQ profile, including this immortal passage:
Everyone gathers around as Bieber tours the van. He is euphoric. So much so that he has decided to pledge his loyalty to West Coast Customs forever and to decry its rival, Platinum Motorsport. "(insert bad word here) Platinum," he says. "Platinum can (insert bad word here) a (insert bad word here), man. West Coast all day." This is a different Bieber from the one who was imprisoned with me. This must be the Bieber that Bieber would like to be all the time. His R-rated rant, though, draws a reprimand from Friedlinghaus. "I respect everyone's business—it's all love, dog," he tells Bieber. "Dudes came from my neighborhood, you know what I mean?" Bieber is chastened. "I respect that," he says. To atone, he invites Friedlinghaus and the West Coast Crew into his recording bungalow to listen to new songs. "I'm 18 years old and I'm a swaggy adult!" he yells. "Come on, swaggy bros!" (Via)
#10. It appears that JB posting this on his Instagram is the worst thing he's ever done. Yet. Stop dating Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber. You know why Selean Gomez is older than you.
There you go, that's 10 reasons why Justin Bieber is bad.
Overall, stay away from Justin Bieber and all his stupid songs like Boyfriend. Trust me, you will never ever listen to Justin Bieber again. Now, if you'll excuse me while I go burn down alot of Justin Bieber stuff because I can't stand him.
*burning Justin Bieber merchandises and smashed his cds into pieces*
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